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‘Succession’ Ends With Roy Family Saving...

NEW YORK—With the beloved characters joyously sharing the warmth of Yuletide cheer as snow fell gently upon Manhattan, HBO’s...

The Onion - 37 minutes ago

White Conservative Parents Sit Children Down...

NORFOLK, VA—Gathering their children for what they described as a difficult but important discussion that every family like...

The Onion - 38 minutes ago

Conservatives Reveal Why They’re So Triggered...

After threatening boycotts of companies and violence against retail workers, conservatives explain why they’re so triggered...

The Onion - 1 hour 2 minutes ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene Bids $100,000 For...

Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) bid $100,000 to win a tube of cherry Chapstick used by Speaker Kevin McCarthy at...

The Onion - 1 hour 7 minutes ago